Student A: "You're very pretty."
Me: "Ok, you pass."
Student B: "You are ugly."
Me: "You fail."
Student C: "The cat are in the table."
Me: "That's completely wrong, but you have Inuyasha on your shoes, so you pass."
All shall love me and despair.
As a side note, if you know any foreign exchange students who took the TOEFL (test foreign students must sit to get into an English-speaking university), you should fear and respect them. They may not sound like they're that good at English, but I teach one class from the TOEFL test-prep book, and that mother is hard. Like, SAT-level hard. And think about taking the SATs in some other language.
For anyone interested in a funny video:
http://gprime.net/video.php/flashmob
2 comments:
If Google gives you too much trouble, consider WordPress. I just transferred my blog over there (it'll even import everything from your current blog). Impressive features, too.
And, I like your grading scheme. I always knew those silly grade breakdowns professors tell us about were completely made up.
you are too funny!
and yes, the TOEFL is hard. those peeps, man, they know grammar better than us, americans. huhuhu.
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