Sunday, April 8, 2007

Chapter 23: "Don't Follow that American Girl. She'll Just Take You to Church."

OK. Guys of other nationalities, some wisdom for you, from an American female, and your key to great English and your own green card:


Hopeful Foreign Guy never won the heart of Skittish American Girl by following her off the subway.


This is not an okay thing to do. Pleeeeaaaassseeeee don't follow me. You can talk to me, but don't touch me, don't stalk me, don't ask for a date if I won't even tell you my last name.


Ok, that's all I got.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Remind then your dad likes to shoot and he's from TX. Dad