Chapter 63: "Death Threats to Santa"

Here are some letters to Santa that some of the kids wrote. I think they're all about ten or so.

(Edited slightly for grievous grammatical error)

"Hello! Santa, my name is Do Yeon. This year you give me a mobile phone. Where are you living? You live in Santa Town? And how old are you? Um....I think you are 1,000! Are you alive? You have a lot of presents. I want a lot of presents. Bye."
-Julie

"Hi Santa. You didn't give me any presents. I'm very angry. Maybe if you don't give me presents, your Rudolph will die. This is true. You look like who? Please give me presents. How old are you? I think you are 10,000 years old. Give me an MP3 player."
-Paul

"Dear Santa Claus, my name is Soung Je and my English name is Evan. You give me a present. Next year you can give me wings and magic powder, please. I like you, because you give presents to children. I'm angry because last year you didn't give me a present. Santa have a happy Christmas!"
-Evan

"Hello, Santa Clause. I like you. But you didn't give me any presents. I'm angry. Then where do you live? I live in Korea. How old are you? I'm 11 years old. Do you have any brothers or sisters? I don't have any brothers or sisters. What's your hobby? My hobby is listening to music. Are you alive? Your life, it's a lie. Next year, please give me Rudolph as a present. Bye bye."
-Kevin

"Hello Santa Clause! I'm Cindy. I'm 12 years old. However I haven't been given any Christmas presents so far. So Christmas is nothing special for me. I want some presents please. I want a hand phone. Santa give the presents to me. I love Santa. Give me presents! I will kill you!"
-Cindy


Ah, kids these days. Readers, I give you the future of Korea!! Hide your reindeer. And your presents.